She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
