she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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