I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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