Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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