8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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