his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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