I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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