Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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