I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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