Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Randomize
