Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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