why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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