i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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