now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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