So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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