ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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