His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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