the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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