so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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