After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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