I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
i need some magic done to my vagina
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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