he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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