I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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