You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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