are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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