Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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