I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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