he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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