I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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