I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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