Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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