i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
organizing the empties. That sober.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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