Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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