so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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