He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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