We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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