Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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