i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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