Do vagina's smell?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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