Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Princesses don't give blow jobs
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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