Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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