Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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