The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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