The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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