Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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