i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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