Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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