I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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