I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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