i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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