Plan B is the new Plan A
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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