So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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