Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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