I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Randomize
