Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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