At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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